Where are you going to wear this to?
To do laundry. Obviously.
Post Montmartre That red phone hanging on the wall: very tempted to pick up when it’s ringing. What would I say? “Bonsoir. KMERCICIAO.” Just about 45 minutes ago, I asked the launderette how to use the washing machine.
Don’t forget to dress up to the nines. You’re worth it.